i dont mean to diss these guys. but some of them really…*speechless*
So while being bored to death by “500 days of summer”, I decided to check my mail and saw the following msg -
Shannon had introduce ur shootings… i found it is good shootd…
so can i add u in face book to see more on ur shooting !!!
later
John
First reaction (and I probably displayed the face I make when I see things I cannot believe) was, “I have a friend called Shannon?!” Thinking that maybe I really have a friend by that name, I went to check the guy’s friend request to see if we have any friends in common.
And guess what? We have ZERO friends in common. DUH.
A few things to learn about lying and probably marketing(?) from here.
a) If you don’t know, shut up.
If you don’t know me, there’s a higher probability of me adding you. Cause I might think that you are a friend of a friend and I have probably forgotten about you.
But by emailing me and telling me that my “friend” recommended me to you, you are bringing attention to the fact that you don’t know me and is lying.
b) do your research!
If you want to lie, at least do it properly. Click “See All” and pick some random names from the list lah! If you are lucky, you might pick someone that I am not familiar with, and I will be too paiseh to ask THEN I might add you.
Like hello? At least make sure there’s some truth to your lie. puh-lease.
c) English English English
My ang-moh not that strong. But seriously, wth is “shootings”? And wth is “shootd”. Excuse me, no such word as shooted. Bloody hell.
But I guess I should give him credits for finding out that I like photography. Then again, it might be a lucky guess cause I am holding on to my D300 in my profile pictures.
Anyways, my reply to him?
thank you for your effort to try and make up a lie to know me.
but no thanks. btw, i have no friends called shannon.
Should I put a screenshot here? HMM.